November 8th is election day so don't forget to go out and... grab a cup of coffee. After all if you've found someone who you can trust and is voting for the other candidate, your votes are going to cancel each other's out. So make a deal, you both go out and grab a cup of coffee instead of casting your votes. Why waste your time?
Democratic Fundamentalists won't like this because their deep faith in the democracy is separate from any outcomes Democracy produces.